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ALBQjew's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 213 (From 49 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,065 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Big Wet Juicy Kiss Unlocked 5/14/09
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/14/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 5/15/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/15/09
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder Unlocked 5/15/09
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/15/09
50 Points
???

Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/25/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 10/25/10
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 10/25/10
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 11/30/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 8/11/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 8/11/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 8/11/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 8/11/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 8/11/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 8/11/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha 25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie 25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/415 points)

Doodle God

Doodle Almost-God Unlocked 7/8/10
10 Points
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Doodle Demi-God Unlocked 7/8/10
10 Points
Unlock half the category groups.
Doodle True-God 50 Points Discover all elements.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)

Everything Is Robot

Bad Parenting! Unlocked 7/10/10
5 Points
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Kids These Days! Unlocked 7/10/10
5 Points
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
(Don't) See Spot Run! Unlocked 7/10/10
10 Points
Return the dog to the blind man.
Pearl In The Rough! Unlocked 7/10/10
10 Points
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Cow Tipper! Unlocked 7/10/10
25 Points
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Strawberry Fields Forever! Unlocked 7/10/10
25 Points
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Lonley No More! Unlocked 7/11/10
100 Points
Build a friend for $24.99
Super Secret! Unlocked 7/11/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
!edoC imanoK Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/9 (280/330 points)